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i want..
more animals to operate on
more money
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more hot guys in class
Tuesday, February 05, 2008 1:24 AM
here's smth new...when u all wanna fall sick, try to get a flu fever and diarrhoea all tgt. this way u the toilet will be urs...
the combo goes like this...as u are feverish, u'll feel very weak and not able to move..so most likely u'll fix urself a permanent position.
next is the diarrhoea, diarrhoea with fever, this cfms ur spot on the toilet bowl.coz u wont have enuff time to move from lying position to sittig up-right then move ur butt to the toilet and sit on the bowl. therefore, in conclusion, u need to be near the bowl and the best is to juz sit there as u wont noe when the next batch of shit will be unloaded. to add on, when u have diarrhoea, u'll tend to be scare to let the shit out as most of it will be watery and all the water in the bowl will splatter all over ur butt like small explosion had juz happen in the bowl.
however, tgt with flu, u'll keep sneezing. so ppl starts wondering how does sneezing helps to combo the combos. flu works this way...
when u're feverish, u'll feel weak and wont have enuff energy/strength to move/contract/stretch ur muscles. tgt with diarrhoea and flu, u'll sneeze ur way thru and shit ur way out. whenever u sneeze, u'll tend to bend over into the "getting ready to sit on toilet bowl position" and ur butthole will then tend to loosen abit. however, when u have diarrhoea, u will be sitting on a toilet bowl already. so when ever u sneeze while sitting on the bowl, ur butthole will loosen abit and tt will greatly aid u in letting ur shit out.
so in conclusion, the combo goes this way....
fever (therefore weaken body strength) ->diarrhoea (needs to be near/at toilet at all times) -> flu (aids in letting the shit out whenever u sneezes).
